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Rule 28 of Hogwarts: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

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Can you imagine how annoying it would be if J.K Rowling wrote "And then Harry Potter woke up from the long dream"

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Okay, I got the map, you have the owl, now all we need is someone with a flying car license. :)

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If the last Harry Potter movie and the last Twilight movie came out on the same day, it would be HP fans vs. Twilight fans. Who would win?

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Harry- Because I have something worth living for.

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oh not kill, ever kill, sir. dobby just wanted to get harry potter hurt enough to get sent home. oh, damn. bad dobby bad dobby. BAD DOBBY!!!

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" i play football" "yeah well i play quiditch so up urs"

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Team Edward? Team Jacob? Team Forks? Screw you all. TEAM HOGWARTS!

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My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun. No really, it told me. I speak parseltoungue.

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Child: Screw college I'm going to Hogwarts

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First you killed Sirius, then you killed Dobby. I am coming to get you- BE WARNED

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zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again,

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Rule 11 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince them they're real animals

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Rule 27 of Hogwarts: I will not dump a giant jar of sparkles in the Prefect's Bath right before Cedric goes in there.

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Sometimes, you need a little happiness... and no that does not involve slipping Malfoy one of Snape's deadly potions.

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