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has decided housework will now be known as "domestic engineering" and housewives will now be known as" domestic engineers"

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I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

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Dear laundry. I put you in the washer. I put you in the dryer. The least you could do is learn to fold yourself and put yourself away. Is that so much to ask?

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up with the music, down with mouse. It's time to log out and clean this house

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Read an article today that said vodka cleans so many things in your house. I tried it today and it worked! The more I drank, the cleaner my house looked!!

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is no where to be seen right now. they is lost under a mountain of laundry. If no one hears from their in a few hours, PLEASE SEND HELP!!

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's a stay at home mom, not a stay at home bitch! Till you learn to clean up after yourself, this "Bitch" is OFF DUTY~!

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is starring in their own "Never-Ending-Story". that's right...laundry & cleaning...

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is wondering who kidnapped the housework fairy! They failed to turn up here yet again!

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Any friends suffering with OCD's?... starting group meetings at my house, & if any1 feels the urge to tidy up, I wont stop u

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is House Hunting today! I'm SURE that there is a house under all this clutter, laundry and dust!

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thinks their cleaning fairy must be dead

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Housework never killed anyone, but let's be on the safe side...

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Laundry,the never-ending story...

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was cleaning the bathroom and it makes me wonder do boys close their eyes, spin around, jump up and down when they pee? There's No other explanation!

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