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Ctrl + ALT + delete ->Task Manager ->Clean the house. TA-DA! Right? Hmm, what happened? That should've worked! Oh well guess I have to manually override program

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Facebook...Housework? Facebook...Housework? Facebook...Housework? Decisions..decisions. Hmmm..Guess I'll check my notifications while I decide what to clean. =)

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thinks that it's funny how so often people don't notice or show any appreciation for what you do until you stop. And then... they're the ones who feel let down.

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Has been involved in some hot, steamy action...that's right people!!! I've been cleaning :o)

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Why is it my job to clean the toilet. I am not the one with the bad aim! :/

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is gonna be productive today... Eventually! :D

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has whistled themself blue in the face, but no little birdies or mice have arrived to clean my house.

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I applied for unemployment today. I was denied. I don't understand. I fired myself from the maid position, due to poor performance and insubordination.

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feels like the only one in the world who replaces the empty roll of toilet paper.

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After following all the clues and using scientific forensic methods to track the culprit,

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Today is a "nothing" day, which means housework, laundry, dishes, cooking, trash, recycling... you know, all the "nothings" that pile up after a while.

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was determined to clean this messy house today. I started with my computer desk... that was my first mistake...

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Starting a support group for OCD..Meeting starts in the bathroom and works its way to the kitchen, please bring cleaning supplies, refreshments served.

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a mother work is never done cleans and cleans only to get up the next morning and start over like they'd never raised a finger the day before

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a day off!..after i clean the bathroom, kitchen, living room, vacuum, few loads of laundry, and take out something and then cook it for supper..what day off?

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