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you've got the strength God gave all women to survive. You just have to tap into it.

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Drama was a class in High School that people took for an art credit. Your NOT get "extra credit" for creating it outside of class!

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Holy Shit! I just now realized I am NAKED...under my clothes! ha ha

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<--is shaking it like a Polaroid picture.

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today was a bad day for me i took my pet fish for a walk and it died now i know keep the fish IN the bowl

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lady:id like to go to Canada for free sir man:I'm sorry we only fly people to places if they pay lady:i knew that... pfhh

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Teacher: Whats 100 divided by seven??? kid: Chuck Norris!

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you know what just bite me

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ATTENTION ALL CUSTOMERS : Testicles That Is All.

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Is wondering what the world is coming to, are we honestly so thick that we need a warning sign on a bag of peanuts saying may contain nuts wtf?? Id be worried

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the more i talk to people the smarter dogs look.

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has finally come to the conclusion that most men have no balls...

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if at first you don't succeed, quit and destroy all evidence of any previous attempts

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"Lets take a ride to mamby pamby land ya jack-wagon"

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Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: good job son Girl: hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*

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Humor status is the best way to cheer your friends up

In 1996 year a new form of communication became available for masses – instant messaging service ICQ. This program made possible to chat online, sending messages and instantly receiving answers. Users got an opportunity to stay in touch with friends and relatives despite on great distance and difference in time zones. To help users be always aware of opponents state in ICQ was implemented a special feature – status. It used to show only two states with a help of pictogram and nowadays users use it to share emotions, thoughts, interests, feelings or ideas. Status is a short phrase which each user sets depending on his/her emotional state. When user mood changes it’s reflected via short statements which can be seen in his status. If you want to boost your friends’ mood then check our collection of humor statuses for facebook.

In virtual world of communication we chat with individuals whom we have never seen in real life and by what they type it’s possible to find out their intellectual level, sense of humor, interests. There are no events which couldn’t be reflected with a help of status. This feature became a visit card of each individual and there is a certain competition among icq users whose status is batter. People keep looking for original phrases on internet to brighten personal page look and mixstatuses.com is one of the places where can be found lots of humor statuses for facebook. Look through our great collection and find lots of solutions for customizing personal page look.

If you wish to cheer your friends up then you have landed on the right page. Here you’ll find a great variety of humor statuses for social networking websites and instant messaging services. Lots of people regularly submit new original phrases and we add the best one to our collection. You can submit you own short statements and messages and we’ll show them to the world. This is a great opportunity to find out what people think about your quotes.