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I'm a cat who had nine lives, don't make me use the last one to carve a hole in your ass :P

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Good night Graig Street..See you tomorrow!

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90% of people will tell you that condoms can protect you from accidents, well my friend was wearing one and they got hit by a train

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F.A.I.L = Freaking Awesome Incident which causes Laughter

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Best bumper sticker I've seen in a while: "My baby daddy was inmate of the month."

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WARNING:Everyone whose seeing this status,like this status otherwise your browser will be closed and all your connection will be closed. LIKE IT

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When life gives you lemons, put bombs in them and give them to little kids! ;D

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I'm not short...I'm condensed awesome!

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Suffering from insanity is kind of like suffering from a caffeine addiction, it's only suffering when you try to stop.

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target is awesome especially wen your able to throw condoms and cucumbers in an old persons cart lol

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when people tell you that your not good enough just tell them my voices in my head think I'm good enough!

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You know your bored as hell when you use Status shuffle over 10 times

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If a key opens many locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a shitty lock.

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you're so fat you sit next to everyone in the class ha

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If a tree falls on the web page, and no one is logged on to hear it, does it clash pixels?

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