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Why is handicapped parking closest to the store, but the handicapped bathroom stall is farthest away from the door?

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A true, loyal friend is one who will sniff your farts to see if their veggie or meaty,lmao

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Here are 2 secrets to make your marriage work: When you are wrong, admit it; when you are right, shut the hell up.

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got the crayons, glitter, glue, duct tape, and special helmets! Meet you in our usual place-k? =oP

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...has so many kids, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street anymore!

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People are morons!!!Hey look jackass stop standing on the side of the rode with your stupid ass sign saying HOMELESS NEED HELP!!!

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so my friends aren't the most normal, neither am i so what's your point

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hey hey hey hey ! Jacob Jacob i need u to take off Ur t-shirt just 4 me !!

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An elephant and a naked guy were talking and the elephant asks the naked guy how can u breath threw that little thing LOL :)

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Well it's official Mother Nature can kiss my fat ass :( Robin Copen)

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According to the Medical journal, the average person has 15 pounds of shit in them. That can't be true. I know a lot who are full of SHIT.

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<-- omg they no my name.. THOSE STALKERS!

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all i ask is the chance to see if money will make me happy

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I believe in karma and God... They can pull off better plots of revenge than I can.

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Lord if you won't make me skinny, please please make all of my friends fat!

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