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is "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""

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I was in the city on Christmas when I totally thought I saw Santa.After I tried to sit on their lap they called me a pervert.Turns out they's a fat gey amish guy!

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Holy crap. You got to be kiddi.. wait what? I am repeating everything I say into the microphone? I am making a fool of myself? Oh I think you want Butto!

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Too all my haters, I hung a mistletoe right above my ass! I think you know what to do now!

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i miss the old days when the only thing you could catch was DA cooties,we all ate candy,and the only bad thing we would ever do was stick up the middle finger..

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43 people got drunk and thought the dislike button meant " dis i like" =-D if you thought someone would really do this like this!!

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Lock your dog and your spouse in the truck of your car...wait 2 hours...open it and see which one is happy to see you! :) That's the one you should keep :)

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wants you to look deep into their eyes. Now do you see any indication that I give a crap? Didn't think so.

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Are you still mad about the whole me stealing your fiance/boyfriend thing. FYI We couldn't be happier. Hows life treating you in the welfare line. LOL

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cops: " you smell like alcohol you've been drinking?" Me: You smell like shit did you eat some? never a good idea :) D.C

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"No shirt, no shoes, no service!" Well what about pants? Do I have to wear pants?

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Ever see something happen and your glad it just wasn't you..

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- Sometimes I look at my exes years later and think thank God I broke up with you :)

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You ll never walk alone?. Yeah more like You ll never score a goal..

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Rhianna Needs Help Shes Forgot their Name Thinks shes the only girl in the world and lives in Disturbia?

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