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I have a Plan, all I need is duct tape, a 5 gallon bucket, a toilet plunger, 2 sticks of dynamite, a midget in a unicorn costume and the real Batman (no posers)

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is running around frantically trying to get my skittles back from the flying monkeys while eating a Hot dog.

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Me and my dog have a plan to take over the world oh crap now the cat knows!! I think the cats going to kill me in my sleep!!

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I'm not crazy! I swear I'm not! look at that Polk-a-doted,striped,blue, 9 10 11 12, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz,HEY LOOK I SAID MY ABC'S,my horse turned pink ;}

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is not going to tell u that i saw the little purple and blue elves stealing all of Santa's presents and that Santa is stuck tied to a pole OH NO i told you!!!

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You say I'm insane OK then ill be laughing when the ninja squirrels and the evil gummy bears attack you, who's insane now mmmwwwwwaaaaahhhhahahhaaha

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If someone throws skittles at you and shouts "TASTE THE RAINBOW!

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is going to the all you can lick window buffet on the short bus

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wonders why everyone thinks I'm weird? Everyone in my head thinks I'm awesome!!

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was going to write somethin important but the got distracted by something shiny so now i...ooh there it is again!! COME BACK SHINEY Thing!

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Well, I'm off to lay in my bed for a while. I might go to sleep, but that kinda depends on when the voices want to shut up...

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Crazy! I was crazy once... they locked me in a room with no windows. That drove me nuts. NUTS! Squeals eat nuts. They drive my crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

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its the beginning of the middle of the end...but then again its the middle of the beginning of the end...so the end is the middle of the beginnings end...hmmmmm

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is going to my summer home in the land of crazy. It sits on a hill, overlooking the village of idiots!!

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i feel like a Jedi every time the automatic doors open! may the force be with me!

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