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Me and the Oompa Loompas and the Purple Unicorn Bob are playing poker tonight in the back room at Willie's anybody want to join?

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i bet ur jealous coz the men in white took me away, gave me a jacket that allows me to hug my self and brought me a new whit padded room :)

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O no! the purple porcupines are out to get me!! *crash* *bang* Omg they're here! TAKE COVER!!

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Didn't lose my mind it was stolen...by ninja penguins wearing blue jumpsuits!

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Its ok to talk to yourself, even to answer yourself, but it becomes a problem when you start goin "Huh? What'd ya say?" to yourself XD

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If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW

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I want to go to the moon in a taco.

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They're coming to take me away! hoho They're coming to take me away! hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is wonderful all the time!

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I'm not crazy. I'm just more advanced than my brain can handle!!

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asks if anyone has every wanted to yell at someone for no reason and walk away and see their reaction. :)

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if i go crazy what would it be from ? plz comment !

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Crazy is when you jump on the counter,throw a pack of skittles at the cashier,and scream "taste the f...ing rainbow,bitch" then run away...done it twice.

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unicorns or purple leprechauns??? I'll go with the blue monkeys with pink polka dots eating the rainbow bananas

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DAD! THERE'S A LITTLE PURPLE GUY YELLING AT ME! Oh, wait that's not a guy that's a zebra. Never mind!!!

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I'm not completely crazy, but I'm making good progress!

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