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Hey. Helllllllllo. Hey you.Yea you.No not you. You.YES you.Come here.I need to ask you some thing. No not you.them. Yes you. DO YOU LIKE TACO'S?

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when ever I hear the saying " Any thing is possible " I say : " Have you ever tried nailing Jell-O to a tree, slam a revolving door or chew air?Yea that's right

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...Watch out cause I am off my medication, but I am still taking the orange smart ass pills!!

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I was at a lemonade stand the other day and some weirdo duck came up and asked me if i had any grapes i was like WHAT THE HECK? i ate all the grapes yesterday!

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One of these days i just feel like running down the street, screaming "I'm a pretty little hippo watch me fly!" and i think today is that day...

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oh no! it's the 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater,run 4 your life

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Enjoys poking hobo's then running away screaming YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MAGIC TALKING CUCUMBER!" Hey a squirrel. Please come back squirrel :'(

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is not a retard, i just like crayons OKAY :)

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The person you are trying to reach is temporarily out of their mind. Please leave a message after the beep... Beep!

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I like Pie and Mtn Dew and soda and sugar and monkeys and unicorns and..oh OK the voices in my head said i have to go now bye!!!

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so today i woke up looked at my self in the mirror and screamed.there was huge green gummy bear behind me

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The little people who live inside my head and scream directly at my brain tell me to tell you... HI!

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Great the voices in my head learned how to speak Spanish and now I can't understand them

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YES, i am eating invisible ice cream... AND NO u may not have some!!!

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Flying to the moon in a taco, be back later. Do you need anything while I'm gone?

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