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It's one of those days that you want to make a tinfoil Viking helm, stand in the corner with a broken broomstick and threaten everyone in a bad German accent

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You say I'm insane, that is ok with me, but i prefer the term mentally hilarious.

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The Scary people with the white jacket are chasing me Kuz my purple monkey and my green elephant were walking down the street backwards eating doughnuts...HELP

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is off to the soft white room with the awesome jacket that lets me hug myself. Apparently I'm being sent for trying to think

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I use Status Shuffle because if write what I really think, they might send the men with the white hug-yourself coats to come get me

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Smart Person: wtf?! Dumb person: oo you said a bad word! Smart Person: who tried fudge. you dumbass! Dumb Person: oo you said another bad word! SP: ..omfg

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I can't stay here. The red and blue gummy bears have me cornered, they are laughing at me. They are lucky I have this white jacket on or I would go ninja on 'em

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I'm not crazy!..how do I know? Because my MAGICAL FLYING ZEBRA told me I'm not!!

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**Warning** the aforementioned person is capable of going from complete sanity to utter lunacy in record time. Please proceed with caution!

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Can i add the voices in my head as dependents on my taxes?

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If you met a guy who said the king of Sweden was using their penis to broadcast recipes from Marvin Hamlisch.Would you commit them or give them their own radio show?

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i wanna go into a carpet store dressed on a magic person who rides flying carpets and sit on a carpet then yell HOW DO WE GET THIS DANG THING 2 WORK?

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<--Oh my god! Look Look it's my name see see it's my name Look Look!

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well another hard day,my imaginary friend was running with scissors, the voices in my head where fighting with themselves, and I'm still missing my helmet :(

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I had my DNA analyzed. It came back with four main components. Bacon, Chocolate, Coffee & Crazy.

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