Insane random statuses

I am going to drown Mother Nature as soon as I catch their! That Ho is crazier and more evil than I am. I wont stand for competition !!

Best part about having multiple personalities is that you're never alone

Smile if you can think of something CRAZY I have done. Uh... Okay you can stop laughing now. I said stop. SHUT UP! I said smile not kill yourself laughing!

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

crazy people don't know they are crazy, i know i am crazy therefor i am not crazy

...if anybody asks... i was with you last night!

I was told I needed therapy, but lets take score. I'm still crazy, and I've converted 4 therapists, 5 nurses, and my dog. Guess I wasn't so crazy after all!!

wants to know why my purple squirrel ninjas are fighting the orange chipmunks. SHOOT. Now they're BOTH chasing the green monkeys. Why does this always happen?

physically I'm pretty normal,mentally,well lets not go there

is so bored of being bored of being bored because being bored of boredom is so getting BORING!

I'm not spacey i listen very well, O MY GOD A GIANT PURPLE WAFFLE JUST TOOK MY SISTER, who cares, as i was saying

If I where a grass skirt and you where a lawn mower, how many pancakes would it take to cover the ceiling? None you idiot! Cause bones don't grow on ice cream.

Old Crazy Psycho stalking bitchy hags should stay off Facebook and away from young attractive men who reject them.

Cookie monster ate all the skittles and now the rainbow is gone. NOW HOW IS THE LEPRECHAUN GONNA GET their POT OF GOLD HUH COOKIE MONSTER. Just stick to cookies.

i am a magical unicorn ninja oompa loom pa if you don't believe me then follow the purple penguins to the magical unicorn forest