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I am going to drown Mother Nature as soon as I catch their! That Ho is crazier and more evil than I am. I wont stand for competition !! |
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Best part about having multiple personalities is that you're never alone |
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Smile if you can think of something CRAZY I have done. Uh... Okay you can stop laughing now. I said stop. SHUT UP! I said smile not kill yourself laughing! |
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3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D |
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crazy people don't know they are crazy, i know i am crazy therefor i am not crazy |
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...if anybody asks... i was with you last night! |
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I was told I needed therapy, but lets take score. I'm still crazy, and I've converted 4 therapists, 5 nurses, and my dog. Guess I wasn't so crazy after all!! |
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wants to know why my purple squirrel ninjas are fighting the orange chipmunks. SHOOT. Now they're BOTH chasing the green monkeys. Why does this always happen? |
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physically I'm pretty normal,mentally,well lets not go there |
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is so bored of being bored of being bored because being bored of boredom is so getting BORING! |
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I'm not spacey i listen very well, O MY GOD A GIANT PURPLE WAFFLE JUST TOOK MY SISTER, who cares, as i was saying |
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If I where a grass skirt and you where a lawn mower, how many pancakes would it take to cover the ceiling? None you idiot! Cause bones don't grow on ice cream. |
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Old Crazy Psycho stalking bitchy hags should stay off Facebook and away from young attractive men who reject them. |
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Cookie monster ate all the skittles and now the rainbow is gone. NOW HOW IS THE LEPRECHAUN GONNA GET their POT OF GOLD HUH COOKIE MONSTER. Just stick to cookies. |
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i am a magical unicorn ninja oompa loom pa if you don't believe me then follow the purple penguins to the magical unicorn forest |