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People used to laugh at me when I said Shark-boy was hot.

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Extra! Extra! I am passing around a petition for Jacob Black to NEVER be allowed to wear a shirt again! Please sign and make it a Law!

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Big girls don't cry, and real men don't sparkle. ~Team Jacob fan~

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I wonder what would happen if you put Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Harry Potter and Ron Weasly in the same room???

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I've been team TL since shark boy and lava girl you became team TL when you saw twilight so ha-ha i win :D

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I'm a clumsy brunette! Now where are Edward and Jacob to fight over me?!

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Warning: say twilight sucks or Jacob is ugly and I will bite you, La Push you off a cliff, and give you a paper cut in front of Jasper. Yeah its that serious..

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who has the biggest abs HA !!! JACOB WINS !

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Damn it's cold! If only Jacob Black were here...

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I walked in my room and saw Jacob Black! I wish someone told me it was a cardboard cutout. Now i have a bad case of paper cut lip:( IT WAS WORTH IT:)!

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Ive always wanted a night in shining armor,but now i want a werewolf Jacob on a motor cycle!

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Please Edward, keep ur shirt on! Please Jacob, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT PLEASE!

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is on team Edward in the books, but team Jacob in the movies

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If you're Team Jacob, put a <3. If you're Team Edward, put a =]. If you're Team Jasper, put a =[. If you're Team Carlisle, put a :).

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Bella: You knew they was listening!Edward:*silence*.Jacob:Your marrying them.How many of you people said yay or threw popcorn at the screen leave your comment belo

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Usually ICQ users add friends whom they know in real life but with time friends list expand at the expense of individuals whom users met in virtual space of internet. As in real world individuals want to single out among other ICQ users and a great way to achieve that is to set a funny statement or a quote which contains a deep wisdom of the world. It all depends upon what impression you want to make on your friends. When ICQ users log in the first thing they see is status of their friends. These short phrases can boost your friends’ mood or make them think about some important things which they never paid attention to. It doesn’t matter who are you in real life and on internet you can be anyone you want. For example you can be a student but with a help of quotes you can build an impression in your online friends’ minds that you an adult person with huge life experience. On mixstatuses.com internet users exchange with their favorite Jacob black statuses, short messages, jokes and funny phrases for ICQ, facebook, twitter, myspace and qip.

In modern world people often don’t have time to meet with all their friends and quite often distance between you and your friends makes it impossible to visit them regularly. Thanks to instant messaging services internet users can stay in touch with friends and relatives without a need to visit them personally. This so great to know everything that happens in your friends’ life without even leaving your apartment. Status gives an opportunity to cheer your friends up and make their day brighter and exiting. In this category we gathered the most popular Jacob black statuses from all over the web. Browse our regularly updated collection and surprise your friends with new original phrases.