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Things could be worse, you could be sky diving about ready to land ass first on some Cacti. Or as I like to call it, Cacti In The Brown eye.

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Q: What did one pig in the sun say to another?

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D f s - means dick faced sheep :) lol

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Did u know? 'William', spells 'Will i am' :p

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This is a deal for all the Facebook pokers... poke me and I punch you! ;)

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A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

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your momma so fat and hairy that when they takes a shower discovery channel starts filming gorillas in the mist

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Seriously?! You do? Ha Ha!

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I HATE it when u try to get a damn drink and all the ice just attacks your face!! O.o

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a good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting next to you in jail saying "bitch you should have ran faster!"

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There are a variety ways to please a women 1 is shopping with their 2 is looking into their eyes when they talk not their boobs 3 is always saying yes dear

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It makes me laugh how your husband spends over u00c2u00a3/$10.000 on you but then they want to go out make you spend the same amount of money on them, Cheeky Shit !

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Do you know what an 'Angry Pirate' is? When you're having sex with a girl doggy style, stop, they turns around, then you come in their eye and stomp on their foot.

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Dumbledore: I whip my beard back and forth, I whip my beard back and forth, I whip my beard back and forth.

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Fact 1: You cannot touch your upper lip with your tongue. Fact 2: After this, 98/100 stupid people will try this and find out you can.

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