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did u know if you put a granny up barneys ass it will give the purple fat idiot constipation!

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never say whats up to dumb people they will say the blue sky.

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What do u get when you have a brown chicken & a brown cow? Brown-chicken-Brown-cow * in the tune of bom-chick-a-bow-wow

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AWWW..isn't that cute, you actually think I give a f... that you blocked me, your level of delusions are so adorable, like a fuzzy Koala

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I have three eye's two that wink and one that stinks

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dude...its not me

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i miss licking it i miss sucking it i miss sucking the wet juices off it...man i wish i never dropped my loli- pop

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Why do people hate Justin Bieber, if they hasn't done anything to you.?

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Next time I'm on a job interview and they ask my accomplishments, I'm going to say "don't know if you know this, but Windows 7 was my idea".

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iamcrazyandifyoucanreadthis,soareyou

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(To the tune of 'Mary had a Little Lamb!')

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Yes I Am A Ninja In Disguise ... Yes I Will Kick Your Ass ... No I Did Not stack, it was my mighty ninja moves! :)

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u266cBeans beans, its good for the heart.

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By the Time you finish reading this status

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Woman said to the doctor, "I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." Doctor said,"Oh really. What have you been doing for it?" "Snorting pepper."

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