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I'm not retarded I'm always momentarily retarded

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WOW LOOK AT ALL MY CLICKS BET U COULDN'T BEAT THAT!

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Every time i see someone with the superman emblem on their shirt ,i just want to knock them to the ground and yell"NOT REALLY"!

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When i was a Kid People who wore there hat crooked, pants half off, and shoes untied Road the short Bus

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*in the car turns on Radio* Baby Baby Baby Ooh Mom: Hun i didn't know Taylor Swift Had a new song :3 Me: Mom...That's Justin Bieber Mom: Oh O.O

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Mud-din is like "SEX" You see the hole, you ease into it, once your in its balls to the wall till your finished. ha-ha ;)

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Friend:hey can u remember wen u...You: AHAHAH yea it really wasn't funny

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A brunette comes home and tells their blond roommate: "I slept with a brazillion man last night" the blond replies: "OMG you slut!!how many is a brazilian?

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a blond calls a fire dept. and says my house is on fire and they say how do we get there they says in a big red truck DA

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Teacher ''tom why is ur cat at school with u today ?'' Tom (crying ) '' i heard the milk man tell my mum when ya kid goes 2 school im guna eat ur pussy !''

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Do vegetarian zombies want 'grains'?

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My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took their 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out they was a Slovak

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you all know the "enie meanie miny mo" thing right? OK why on earth would you try and and catch a tiger by the toe? it would kill you!

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If i have a dick then let me stick it in Ur ear.So you can hear me cumin..D ~LSG~

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Ur about as funny as getting your penis stuck in your zip :L

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