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knows what the purpose of a middle name is. when they hear their middle name, that's when they KNOW they are in trouble and momma has had enough!

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swears kids are only born with ears for decoration!

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Some say to have children is to put your life on hold but I know to have children is to hold life.

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my kids' happiness comes before mine. I'd give up anything for them, for they are my world, life, heart, and soul. Without them i am nothing

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Why is it that kids don't eat what you put in front of them, but as soon as you get something to eat, they want what you have?

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HAS officially found her Prince Charming

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Proverbs 13:24

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Mess with me, I will turn the cheek. Mess with my kids and you won't have a cheek to turn

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The problem with today's children is that today's grown-ups are idiots.

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the worst pain in your life is not labour pains, it watching you child in pain and not being able to make it go away.

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Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers Twat!

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thinks isn't it funny how your child can make u feel stressed all day then u look at them asleep and realize you love them more than anything in the world xxx

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Mommy ,mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, WHAT!!! I Love You!!!

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Aren't you glad when you hear kids screaming in a store and they aren't yours?

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There's a new allergy out there so be cautious. It's called "allergic to listening" and I think my kids caught it! Symptoms are: Ignoring every word you say...

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