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I love my men like my cars~Strong and built like horses!

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It's sad when you are born a man, but your "part" is closer to that of a gerbils!! Poor bastard...

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Guys are obsessed with the anus. Do you think it's vagina envy?

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Mondays must be male... they come way too quick...Ha!!

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the difference between men & women.

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I don't have a problem finding a BOY, I have a problem finding a MAN!

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Its funny how i was only born with one asshole but somehow I've ended up with two! lol

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If you ignore your girl and decide to be a big dick you may just hand their over to another man because it will happen eventually!

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"Just when you think your man is just a fart... they turns out to be another piece of shit!" - Meesa Caudill

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why do men complain about women nagging them? It can all be solved... DO IT THE FIRST TIME WE ASK!

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I've met Mr. Douche-Bag, Mr. Hypocrite, Mr. Mess-With-Your-Head, and Mr. Indecisive. When will I meet Mr. I've-Got-My-Shit-Together-And-Am-Perfect -For-You?

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I'm not saying I don't want you, because I DO. All I am saying is that I am done chasing after you! If you want me you will chase me now!

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Says.. men in their 20's play football, men in their 30's play tennis, men in their 40's play golf.. have you noticed when men get older the balls get smaller?!

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The fairy tails got it backwards. The last time i kissed a prince they turned into a frog!

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This age old question about men is still "dangling" unanswered ~

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