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Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left ...

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so that dam energizer bunny can go around powering up ALIEN SPACE SHIPS but when i need a quick re-charge HES NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!!

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Why is it a woman can tell a man exactly how she's feeling yet he still stands there looking

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Men should come with a best before date stamped on their ass.

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never give someone control of you by telling them your wants and desires when they don't want or desire you.

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don't let the bastards get you down, turn it around with another round

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Men think they are the smarter sex only because women are smart enough to let them believe it

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You keep talking about how youre changing But youve done too much shit for me to believe you Ill believe it when I see it. :(

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Statement I don't know if I like their.

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already has 2 men in their life, their dad, and their son, so if you want in you need to be strong :o)

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Wife : Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

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I finally realised why men are assholes at times. They are just pissed because women have one of their ribs.

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LOL, men are just like computers, overload them with information or ask too many questions and all you get is a (not responding) message.

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Has a feeling this time is different and that it might be worth it..

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I am not any man's down-time, spare-time, part-time, or sometime.

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