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F...ing Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

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How well do you know me??

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off~Smart creature :))

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I don't have PMS, I have MPMO...Men Piss Me Off!!

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Things never to say to a naked man - "Wow, that's cute!"

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I don't chase. I replace. Remember that.

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its not raining men its pissing down pricks!!

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A vibrator is better than a man: no disease or pregnancy, can't cheat, costs less, can keep it locked in a cupboard, and best of all it has an OFF switch!

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Here's to the man who LOVES me, the sorry bastards who LOST me, and the pathetic idiots who WANT me! Cheers!

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Thinks it's funny that when a man cheats on a woman she lets him back in, but when a man even thinks a woman is cheating all hell breaks loose!

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is going to a land where they will be rich, the men are all handsome gentlemen and the food is calorie-free! Yes, Dreamland! goodnight! xxx

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thinks men are like alcohol. In moderation, they are great...but too much will give you a headache.

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Pssssst. Hey ive got a secret to share and some of you may not like it, but im gonna share it anyway. Im sorry to say but.MEN SUCK! oh wait, that wasnt a secret

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feels like they's dating the same man over and over, only the names change

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Gotta love'em cause it's illegal to kill'em

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