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Don't ever let anyone hurt you twice. Because "Only a fool walks in the future backwards!" So are you a fool?

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Look to your right. What do you see?

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well you don't live in my world it's confusing and has many dancing gummy bears.

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good job

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don't ever assume anything cuz it makes an ASS outta U and ME

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a best friend is a friend itself, with no strings or anything, so when u claim to be a best friend and expect to get something, you're not a friend at all

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I'm not confused I'm just hungry,sleepy,Omnipotent,frugal,drunk,b allays,bad-ass,sexy,or am i add? i don't know if I'm add i.wow SHINNY! fidgety

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~~We. breathe. air.~Trees. make. air.~Homework. kills. trees.~homework is killing us~~

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If you're reading this, thank a teacher. If you're reading this in English thank a Marine.

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When you get what you want - do you want what you get??

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sUPERCALIFRAGILIsTICEXPIALILIDOCIOUs

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i <3 GOLDFISH hahahahaha :)

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useless fact of the day: Continuous farting for 6 years and 9 months would create the energy equal to that of an atomic bomb.

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Is it because we have no choice?

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I hate it when someone is staring right at you but you feel they don't even know you exist.

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