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I know you know and you know I know but do you know what I know? I know you know...

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Dear Sir, forgive me for not giving a shit, for I am outta shit to give...& why would you want shit from me anyway?!

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"THANK YOU" captain obvious for pulling that out of your big bag of DUH!!

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"Don't ever give up a sure thing for a maybe, or might be, or a could be or even a possibility." Bertha Smith

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Akon 2004: Lonely 2005: I wanna hold your hand 2006: I wanna f... you 2008: I wanna make love right now (Na Na) 2010: I just had sex Akon 2011: I just got aids?

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Some people say one thing but it's really something else. Whatever happen to just keeping it real is that so hard to do these days.

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I have found out that I would rather be Alone and sad then with someone and sad and Lonely.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! my lip it almost came off!!! Good thing my parents came and took my root beer

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Wants to be your choice... Not your option

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i have a doubt... y do v have 2 set our status?

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Teacher"FINE! Go!"

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has a LOT of patience, but knows it is time to say enough is enough!

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why did .. your mom

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You must not be creative ! X)

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is a idiot and when they went to the beach the the whales started singing we are f-a-m-i-l-y...

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