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says, "My mother taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive. It's obvious my mother failed math.

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"Mom, mom, mommy, mom, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy.. WHAT!.. hi!

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Mom told me not to be a smart ass. I replied 'Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.' they made my ass smart.

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When all else fails, I call my Mom. they has all the answers!

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What do u call an employee who works 24/7 and is seriously underpaid??? A Mom!!

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If you think being a mom is a full time job, try being a working mom, it's like having two full time jobs, with halftime pay!

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Son 2 Dad: Now wil u will their or shal I?

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If you Don't believe in ANGELS... Just look in your MOTHERS eyes

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Did you ever notice that "MOM" spelled upside down is "WOW"? That's because we Moms are amazing! So have an amazing day!!

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*mom*: Aw... I have Beiber fever ^//^ kid: -hits mom over the head with a baseball bat- What The F... IS WRONG WITH YOU!? mom: -unconscious-

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I would rather be a poor stay at home mom than have the best of everything but never see my children. Some people need to rethink their priorities in life.

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If I could go back I would say I love you one more time mom... I miss you.

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thinks if you want to be a mother, then act like one. If you don't then step aside and let someone else do it right. Stop messing up your kids!!

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Giving birth doesn't make you a mom, it's the time, patience, and heart you give your children that gives you that title.

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A daughter is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous..full of beauty and forever beautiful..loving and caring and truly amazing. Mom did you read this???

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Update your status with a help of our collection of mom statuses

Status is a picture and a short text which usually doesn’t exceed 160 symbols. This feature was first time implemented in ICQ but additional status occurred only in ICQ 5 and from that time users started to search on internet original statements and phrases. At start the role of this feature was to show whether user is online or not but with time status functionality increased. In latest ICQ version this feature is used to express emotions, feelings, thought, ideas, duties, opinion to life and for spreading positive emotions. On our website you’ll find all kind of quotes, phrases including mom statuses. This feature is like a personal visit card which can tell a lot about user who uses it.

When a person logs in ICQ the first thing he sees is his friends’ statuses. Reading them he can find out latest news in his friends’ life and events which he missed. Very often people add new friends which they even didn’t see in real life and status helps to find out more about individuals you are going to add. This feature helps to find like minded individuals all over the world. Bright and original statements always draw more attention than pictures and it’s always interesting to find out more about individuals who use unique phrases. On Mixstatuses.com you’ll find the most complete collection of mom statuses.

In recent years users switched on using social networking websites but instant messaging services remain popular. Every day something happens and these events should be reflected in status to let friends know about them. Depending on mood users set different statements and most individuals’ mood changes quite often. If you were looking for mom statuses then you have landed on the right page since here is a place where everyone shares them.