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says...Look at the bright side: At least Mondays only happen once a week

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Dear Monday - I think we should see other people! I cant stand how you make me feel, and its just not working out. Really, we are just not good for each other!!

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has put Monday up for sale on e-bay. Any takers??

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Dearest Work, In spite of our ongoing love/hate relationship...I will see you soon. Please...play nice.

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No one likes Mondays. Therefore I proclaim that Monday is canceled and we now have two Fridays! See? Doesn't that make everything better?

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If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face!

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Mondays suck...`nuff said!

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Ever feel like everyday is a Monday? Just curious when the hell do I get into the next week?

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how come Monday is so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday???

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Monday..are you here again? I thought I told you to get lost with Tuesday & Wednesday!!Thursday can stay cause they's good friends with Friday, Saturday & Sunday

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Mondays are Sunday's poop.

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...was all snuggled up and warm in bed, sleeping and having a wonderful dream, then the MONDAY SHOVEL came and smacked me in the face.

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's morning is now in progress... percolator activated... java infusion is engaged... and we have LIFT OFF!!! GOOD MORNING!

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Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!

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just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me.

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