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I woke up in the best mood and smiling, until Monday bitch slapped me back to reality. Dammit, why does the weekend go so fast?

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isn't ready for Monday, can I have another Sunday?

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Category: Monday
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is very happy. AND it's Monday. Are you scared yet?

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Category: Monday
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Don't tell me tomorrow is Monday... UGH!

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Category: Monday
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unfortunately has not become a millionaire over the weekend ... and thus Monday morning has returned to work!

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Category: Monday
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Monday, Monday , go away. I never liked you anyway!!!

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Category: Monday
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Hey Monday! Yeah you! You don't scare me. Know why? Because I'm on vacation this week! Yay!

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Category: Monday
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Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days!

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Category: Monday
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That's it I'm getting a restraining order against Monday.

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Category: Monday
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It's a new day, a new week, start off fresh to accomplish your best!

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Category: Monday
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Warning! Monday is on it's way, repeat, Monday is on it's way - this is not a drill!

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Category: Monday
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You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.

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Category: Monday
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Due to a total lack of interest Monday is cancelled!

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Category: Monday
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Is feeling like taking Monday on the Jerry Springer Show...Monday is a royal bitch and needs to be taught a lesson

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Category: Monday
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RUUUUNNNNNNN!

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