Category: Morning
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OK- I'm up...now what!?

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Category: Morning
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okay, I need morning sex instantly; an eye rolling waken up n get naked coming soon one incredible moment of total loss of control, then I am in control again!

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Category: Morning
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got up this morning and heard the Devil say: Damn, they's up!

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Category: Morning
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...says " Morning can kiss my ass. Do Not come back. You are done here and NOT wanted any more."

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Category: Morning
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I can already tell it's going to be another one of those mornings where I'm not rich and famous.

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Category: Morning
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Forget coffee.I'm brewing' me a pot of Percocet,Vicodin,Valium,Prozac,Vodka latte' ,with just a little dab of pseudoephedrine..Anyone want 1?

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Category: Morning
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is awake, that alone should scare you!!

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Category: Morning
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May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good morning friends.

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Category: Morning
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Yours has a bad attitude this morning.

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