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... does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.

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Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.

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When I m upset, I use one word answers.

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The problem with reality is lack of background music.

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is carbon based.

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is not the droid you re looking for.

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My opinions are my wife s, and she says I m lucky to have them.

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Why isn t there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?

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A child s greatest period of growth is the month after you ve purchased new school clothes

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I have a theory that the world would be a safer place if everyone were forced to take IQ tests and had to display their results as warnings to the population.

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Some days... You just don t have enough middle fingers... ya know?

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"What you think about, you talk about and what you talk about, you bring about"

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is not being lazy, they is on energy saver mode.

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wants to live in a world where money grows on trees, the house cleans itself, weather is always perfect and eating ice cream will make you lose weight.

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DAMN IT"S COLD!! What happened to global warming?

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