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farted n Ida's face while they was sleeping , = 0

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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey." ~Robert Brault

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A life that touches others goes on forever.

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Never fully trust a fart

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Though painful, I will ponder the things I miss about people who are no longer in my life so I'm sure to appreciate them when I find those things in another.

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Get drunk, Get high, F... the world, Try to fly, Screw the girls, Punch the guys, Go to sleep and f...ing die!

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You will only get better, if you challenge yourself to find out what can be done better.

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"Wolves are not our brothers; they are not our subordinates, either. They are another nation, caught up just like us in the complex web of time and life."

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If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man.

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would rather live my life as if there is a GOD and die and find out there isn't than to live as if there isn't a GOD only to die and find out there IS!

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Every day starts a new beginning so erase the pain of yesterday and look forward to the joys of today:)

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Picture a child skipping down the street without a care in the world only to be tripped by a string pulled tight across the sidewalk...life is that string...

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People are jealous not because they hate you its because they hate themselves

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I'm build like a brick house, you will almost never see me cry, complain, mope around, say I'm hurt, or any thing you're trying to see me do. i stand my ground.

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The storms in your life may seem bigger than you; but God is bigger than those storms!

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