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Women rush into relationships to obtain a false sense of security and then wonder why they're miserable SMH

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Out with the old. In with the new! Hoping 2011 brings you all health, wealth and happiness. Happy New Year :-)

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Wonders why we don't get little toys in are cereal anymore! :(

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Note to self:Stress will not be on my agenda today,just relaxation and good will.Life is to short to waste it on worries,so sit back relax and just enjoy life.

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wtf = Welcome to Facebook(:

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baby I'll be in the sky if you need me

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Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like hell!

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I just can't help it...I am even a bad influence on myself! ;)

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Everything happens for a reason, otherwise, it wouldn't happen...

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Is anybody else wondering why Facebook bothers to allow me to like my own status. Of course I'm gonna like it, I'm awesome aren't I?

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the person that talks behind my back better have less bills, drama, and better swag than I do. If not, fix your own mess 1st.

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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Just because you have it, doesn't mean you deserve it.

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You are my husband,my lover,my soul mate, my best friend,and my shoulder to cry on..Thank you for being all of those and more I Love You :)

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Getting the cheese to smell like tuna

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if you have multiple personalities and the switch half way through sex, is it considered rape?!?

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