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Talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence

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If your going to be in my dream please leave your ninja monkey at home. Last time it made fun of my slow motion punching.

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the more you ignore the inevitable, the more persistent it becomes, so just face it..and be strong, that's the only way you'll know if you win the fight ; )

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Karma is a damn right bitch...

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NO TRESPASSING.

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i wish i could have someone kidnapped.lol.too bad it is against the law.

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I remember holding your as you took your last breath, I was so close to you, but I couldn't save you.My Heart Broke, But I will always love you Papaw.

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Is wondering, how come in New Moon, when Bella slapped Paul, nothing happened to her, but in Eclipse when she punched him and got her hand sprained?!

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Are you really addicted to xbox live?, click ctrl and w if you are.

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loving someone is easy, convincing them not to call the police every time you come around is hard...

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There aren't even enough stars in the sky, water drops in an ocean, or people in the world that could represent how much I love you. =]

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you can give up so much for one person then you see right through them I'm so glad I have my rose tinted glasses are off so you lose and watch the after events!

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i will not die for nothing but will live for something

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but it all worth it in the end

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I must be the only person out of a Million who has never had a boyfriend!

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