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says, you might be a redneck if you get stopped by a state trooper.

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Eat dodges, shits fords. Chevy rocks!

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Riding four wheelers through fields of mud,bailing hay,fishing,and hunting is what us country girls do and city girls cant do nothing

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My girlfriend gets mad and I don't even

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you might be a redneck if every day people come to your house mistaking your having a yard sale

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- Jeff Foxworthy

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You might be a redneck if There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

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you know your a redneck when you whisper when the Hunting Channel is on.

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You might be a redneck if: That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your pants.

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Why settle for a Knight in Shining Armour, when you can have a Redneck in a Chevy Truck. :D

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says that If at first you don't succeed...RELOAD!!!

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I'm an emo hillbilly i cut my self with the metal that falls off my tractor

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is American by birth and southern by the grace of God. What does this mean? I can say anything I want as long as I say: "Bless Its Heart".

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You might be a redneck if: you married your brother's ex-girlfriend.

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Mon - Fri I aim to please...Sat and Sun I shoot to kill! Thank God for hunting season!

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