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if you think I'm a hot shot you should meet my dad

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saw a hillbilly couple walking out of divorce court, the woman was bawling their face off. Man said: oh for f*#k sakes stop your crying...you're still my sister!

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You might be a redneck if you've read every one of the

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"911, what is you emergency?" "My friend fell out of a tree and i think they's dead" "Calm down sir, first we have to make sure they is dead" "OK hold on" (BANG!)

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Jacked up trucks because fat girls can't jump

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you might be a redneck if the last words you say before you go to the E.R are "hey watch this"

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- It's guaranteed that things ain't gonna' end so good when you ask a friend to "Hold my Beer" :)

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If you can't fix it Mcguyver it.

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"Damn ur truck leaks alot of oil" i say, naw its just sweatin horsepower

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Do u want to win a country girls heart, Well you pull up in a jacked up Chevy full of mud with Jason Aldean playing nice and loud on the radio.

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says, you might be a redneck if you get stopped by a state trooper. they asks you if you have an I.D. And you say, 'Bout What?'

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Yes, I love Nascar! Yes, I yell at the TV like they can hear me. Yes, I love to see race fights. So you can call me a redneck if you like.

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know water problem is!

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red neck word of the day "COURT" i.e. I must have a leak cause I had ta put a COURT of oil in my truck.

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Duck tape can fix anything!!

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