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Miracles happen every day. I haven't choked the stupid out of someone today. See? Miracle.

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"Taste the rain-"

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!OK now read without the word dog.

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riddle me this, riddle me that, who'd want you, you ugly idiot!!

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Travis McCoy sings a song about wanting to be a billionaire.. WTF? they already is.

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Really, well your a weak little prick(:

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I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver!

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You can tell the X-Factor is staged.

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Says...There is no " I " in Team, well there is no " U " in Team either. So I guess U and I aren't on the f...ing Team...

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When life gives you mice camping out in your home for the winter, get a hammer.. Fast, harmless, and challenging.. Something to keep an idiot busy though :)

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The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

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Ever sat down at work and your shooting the shit with your boss when all of a sudden you picture bitch slapping the shit of of them?

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When is everyone gonna learn you just cant fix retarded!!!

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You cannot even begin to fathom, the extent of f... I do not give today...

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if Minnie and mickey mouse are older than me then how cum i am taller? x

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Status - a short message, phrase or quote which user sets in a special field to express mood, thoughts, ideas or emotions. Visiting friend's social network page or communicating via ICQ the first thing users do is reading opponent's status. With a help of this feature users learned to express almost anything and regularly talented individuals create new sarcastic humor statuses to boost friend's mood and charge them with positive emotions.

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