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I totally expect my last words to be "Hey, What's This Button Do?"

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If 2 tacos stop swimming,and 5 still are,how many tacos are there all together...YOU IDIOT STOP COUNTING AND realise TACOS DON'T SWIM!

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Sincerely,

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..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x

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Did you just like your own status? Seriously, That's like calling you cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.

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when you walk into a building soaking wet and someone asks you if it is raining then just smile and answer:"No, I took my fish for a walk!"

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There's certainly "Plenty of Fish in the Sea" but in case you didn't know, I live on f...ing LAND - Wee-Joe

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You: Knock knock, Friend: who is there, You: owl, Friend: owl who, You: your right an owl does who

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my neighbor got one of those new invisible fences and what a dumb ass i can still see them

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F...ity f... f....

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Whoever came up with the saying "Its as easy as taking candy from a baby" probably never tried to take the candy from a baby. It's not that easy.

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Black Friday- Items are 50%-80% off. Does it imply that black people are cheapskates?

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just heard a Justin Bieber song...great I'm gonna be shitting rainbows for a week now.

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Any last comments post now or repeat hitting backspace? By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!

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