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Well this is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!

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If copying DVDs is stealing, by that logic, taking a picture of someone is kidnap

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Its NO FUN insulting people that are TOO DAMN STUPID to even realize it!

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Got visited by 3 spirits last night. Rum, Brandy & Tequila! You there, what day is it?

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Child : What? You got a laptop and 3 phones. Well aren't you lucky

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Field Trip

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**when i die don't write "R.I.P" on my grave. . write "B.R.B"**

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Wow, I'm sorry but i left all my give a f... at home this morning

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So, I was thinking...there's a reason the knight in shining armor is covering their face... Happily ever after my ass!

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Rhys: Already have :)

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I refuse to go bungee jumping...I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.

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If i got arrested what do you think i went for? (Post comment)

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. . . is pretty sure they knows folks who stood in line for second helpings of 'special kind of stupid'.

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i don't understand...why is it that when you throw skittles at people yelling "TASTE THE F*ING RAINBOW" people get mad?

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I'm not changing the subject, I can have multiple conversations with one person at a time. I'm skilled like that.

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