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START DATE: February 30.

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I think today will be a 'Just nod and smile' kind of day...

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i am protective of my girl's. this is your only warning. your the new guy in their life and even though i am so happy for you ill kill you if you hurt their. got it

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'Whats that!'

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I am the type of girl that will break out and dance in the middle of a grocery store to ringtones on my phone

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If someone throws skittles at me and yells, "Taste the rainbow!

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agrees you are only as old as you feel. . . or until you look in the mirror & wonder OMG, who the hell is that! :P

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Whoever came up with the ad, "Have a happy period!" needs to be force-fed Midol, taken outside, & shot with tampons!!!

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Pokey friends are the best. You get poked in the morning, afternoon, evening and usually around bedtime. Come on' guys it's not dirty it says "POKE" on FB.

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You may think I'm retarded but your wrong. I'M SARCASTICALLY AWESOME!

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It is dangerous to air your dirty laundry in these high static conditions, you never know where your nasty panties may stick!!!

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What happens in D.C. stays on You-tube...But what happens in Ohio stays on Facebook!!

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one up-side I never look like shit how odd

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When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em."

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When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D

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