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When you are sad,

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If someone throw skittles at you, and says ''TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!'' Just throw a 2L of Dr. Pepper at them and say "TRUST ME I'M A DOCTOR!"

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Well who pissed in your Cheerios?

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I say any and everything that pops into my head. You keep a sensor on your mouth, that's what makes you dull, boring, & uninteresting.

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Don't you hate that obnoxious, nagging feeling of wanting to know why when you're absolutely certain that you really don't!

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...is completely fed up with the amount of ignorance around here!!

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Grudge?? I don't hold grudges! I'm simply a fast learner with great motivation to succeed past my past mistakes...

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thinks sometimes your "best friends" are really enemies in disguise!

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There's a country called Turkey. Another one called Chile. And then there's Hungary. Next, there'll be a country called McDonald's.

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My easy button is broken, my give a damn is busted, and your sh*t outta luck that I'll be giving a damn anytime soon...

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So it turns out that a 2nd chance is just an excuse for the other person to do the same thing again...only more stupid then the 1st time.

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now, I know this is new year, time for something new, time for resolution, but; I JUST SAW A FLYING PIG GO PAST MY WINDOW!! x

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No longer will I allow you to get to me, get under my skin or affect me in anyway from now on all you will see is a smile & inside I hand it over to karma =)

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will become a fan of the Procrastinators Club... tomorrow. I promise...

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Is Not Afraid to say VOLDEMORT!

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