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teacher:quiz time!

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When someone ask you what Jesus would do in this situation, walk on f...ing water is not the correct response

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Stop giving me your shit!

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is really tired of people who just don't know when to quit. Seriously considering 25 to life just to not deal with them anymore!

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we might think a little differently but we have allot in common you see I am just like you only

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Now you're with their & I'm happy for you. Violets are blue, roses are red. I'm just kidding, I want their dead.

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I'd unfriend you, but then who would screw me over and make me laugh?

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Is there a patch for Facebook addiction?

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kicks them.

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loves it when people say they are broke,but they have money to spend on CRAP that they don't need!

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can wait til the royal wedding can u imagine the queen 'LETS GET WANKER-ED!' Harry 'mother sit down Ur pissed' :O

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wonders why a dog will hang their face out the window of a moving car but gets pissed off if you blow in their face....?

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I'm not crazy, I'm entertaining

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The next time someone asks for advice, I'm charging a fee, so then when they don't listen, at least I'm compensated for my wasted time.

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...marriage license is not a license to mistreat,disrespect..lie.

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