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loves everybody. some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i would love to punch in the face with a smile.

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One day an elephant asks a camel, " why do you have two boobs on you back" and the camel replies, "that's funny seeing as how you have a dick on your face"!

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Unless you want a fork in your shoulder (:

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I keep getting calls from "UNKNOWN". As soon as u find out who u r, call me. Maybe then we can talk!!!

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Oh wait-I am sorry. Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem!

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Why does it always come true when you're mother lays out the curse of "I hope you have one just like you?"

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What does CSI mean? Can't Stand Idiots!

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why do people put you down for doing something and then they go and do the same thing and its OK?

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I wish I was rich! Then I remember what my mother used to say, "You can wish in one hand and poop in the other, which ones gonna fill up first??" You're SOL...

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What you learn from history is that you fail to learn from it.

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I thought i was in love but no

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I'm Betty Homemaker and you are?

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Why does it seem to be that a person who has a low tolerance for stupid people always seems to be surrounded by them every where they go???

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Life moves fast, blink twice and you might miss something

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"are you talking to me?" "NO I'm talking to the person in outer space!"

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