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Selfishness only makes for more enemies.

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If Assholes could fly this place would need a metal detector!

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Oh my dear! Just where will you find enough makeup for both of your faces?

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boy: so are you babe... major pain in the ass

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I'm a bad random crazy mud din smart ass snow ball loving fun party girl cute loving country girl&man do i know it ha ha + more&that = a hell of a good time<3

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I'm a grown ass man! I do what I want!

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one on my mates on Facebook are a total slag but if u tell them the rest of my life will be hell cause of there "hard" mates

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smells something bad " please close your mouth!"

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Delete removes them from your friends list, block removes them from your life!

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dontca wish,that life would give you 1 "get out of jail free card"? sigh, mayhem, redrum. and home for dinner!

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If You're Cranky and You Know It, Clap Your Hands (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)

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Save yourself energy simply by leaving my bin outside my house where you found it, instead of dragging it into another f***ing postcode.

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says when you get your medal of Sainthood, then you can judge me.

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Say's while your talking of my attitude be careful cause it just might be a reflection of the one you've been given me.

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if u don't shut the f... up right now I'm go to get a shotgun and shoot u!

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