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teacher: I'm sorry. is my teaching interrupting your conversation? student: why, yes. yes it is. thanks for asking:)

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school is the most wonderful thing now can i get an a..NO..why...why? because your a stupid mother f...er

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Kids:then where is my pay check?

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I don't like school. Too much drama and retarded boys being retarded! :)

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is thinking, If Bud goes to school, what does that make Bud?" It makes Budweiser.

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Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)

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is coming down with something. I think it is dontwanttogotoschoolmonday! ;)

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School can kiss my ass

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"There's no place like school! There's no place like school!" "um there's prison"

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Teachers say "You're here to learn." You reply "No, I'm here because it's the law."

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Math use to be just 1+1=2 Now it's (4x+2y)(5x-9y) Wtf is up with that?

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Dear Math, Please grow up and learn how to solve your own problems! I have my own to solve!

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doesn't want to go to that shit-hole that some people call school ! :(

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Teacher:stand up if u think your stupid. *one boy stands up* Teacher:so u think your stupid?

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To my child's Teacher this year: ha ha ha ha ha ha have fun!!

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Here you’ll find the most popular schools statuses.

If you are a social networking website users then you already know what status is but if you are new to this then we’ll try to explain. A short phrase used to express thoughts, emotions or feelings – status. Nowadays this feature can be seen in skype, facebook, twitter, myspace, qip and x-fire. It makes communication process more advanced and interesting since by reading statuses you can exchange with brief information, jokes or quotes. This feature is like a personal visit card of each user. Even without chatting with friends for a long time you can be still aware about events in their live by reading short statements and phrases they put as status. On mixstatses.com you’ll find a collection of most popular school statuses for facebook and other social networking websites.

Most people want to have original personal page look and regularly search for original phrases on internet that can be used to reflect emotional state. In virtual world of internet people build an impression about each other taking into account everything typed by opponents. Even if you have never seen some of you online friends in real life you can find out a lot about his/her hobbies, plans for life, thoughts or feelings by reading status. With a help of this feature users keep each other aware about events in their life. There is a certain competition among ICQ users who try to empress each other with new status. On mixstatuses.com can be found lots of popular quotes, messages, short phrases and statements sorted by categories for handy and fast search. On our website you’ll always find new school statuses for twitter, qip and facebook.

Each individual posses a unique personality, sense of humor, character, intellect and in social networking all these can be seen in words which users type. When internet users log in ICQ the first thing they see is statuses of friends and relatives. This feature makes it easy to find out who is ready to chat with you and who is busy at the moment. In this category we have collected the most popular school statuses from all over the internet. Browse our collection and customize your personal page look in a few seconds.