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Screw this muggle school, I'm transferring to Hogwarts.

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If I die before I wake that is one less test I have to take~anonymous

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it doesn't matter how early i go to bed, as long as I'm waking up early for school i WILL be tired!!

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aah. school, the place with teachers, homework, and DRAMA!!!

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Cough cough i think I'm sick! i have a disease called i'msickofschool-idus. cough cough i heard it's very common for kids my age. :)

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Should be doing homework, all I have accomplished is checking my school e-mail, print notes, and.. O look, Facebook and Status Shuffle, so much for homework

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Why is it when we were in kindergarten we wanted to play during nap time, but now we would rather sleep during classes?

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is pretty sure they liked homework better when it was called colouring.

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why is it that we can't talk about God in school but we have to learn about every other religion???

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Dear Math,

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Student: "No, I was just thinking really hard."

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There are 3 types of students: 1, that make wonders happen; 2, that see wonders happen; & 3, my category, that wonder, "What happened?"

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Exams = Studying ~ Take the S T U away and you have Dying ~ Therefore ~ Studying = Preparing for death

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Teacher: I'm going to call your mother. Student: can you please tell their i forgot my lunch and that I my homework?

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teachers hate when you answer your phone in class but when your taking a test they talk on the phone

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