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practices day and night but when i go to school nobody ever gives a shit.

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child: down my leg

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i hate those Sunday night when its almost midnight and you remember that you have something due the next day that you haven't even started :(

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i love the weekends but Monday has to come along and ruin it

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Teacher says: Why are you late for school? Kid says: Well on my way to school I saw a sign it said slow down school ahead so I did. It's important to listen!

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Student: Frog.

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now knows what FINALS means- F... I Never Actually Learned this Shit

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Teacher: I'm sick of how this class treats subs! When you have a sub you treat them how you treat me...

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don't want to go back to prison, i mean school, i mean prison, i mean school, oh who am i kidding, school is prison and prison is school!

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a boy was late for school one day so the teacher asked him why. he said i saw a sign so she asked what did the sign say? he replied ''school ahead go slow''

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Dear Teacher,

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When you hear a teacher say "I'm this close to calling your mom" you just feel like saying "tell their i said hi"

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Dear sleep, oh how I miss you. We used to spend so much time together, but lately school has come between us. Till we meet again...

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Why hello there stress... Nice to see you again... You might want to make yourself comfortable... You will be here for a while!!

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Teacher: Another example.

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