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Careful I am stuck on Status Shuffle. Be prepared to have status update regularly and laugh completely

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says I couldn't ask for better friends . . . I could ask for more NORMAL friends but not better ones :) !!!! xx

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is amazed that you can hold your nose and hum at the same time. Ha Ha! You can't! Comment if you tried this!

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kiss me like you want a blow job!!

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If ya love me & ya know it, leave a comment. If ya love me & ya know it,, and ya really wanna show it, if ya love me & ya know it, leave a comment.

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says I'm the type of girls who laughs 3 times at a joke: 1 when they's told a joke, 2 when someone explains it to their and 3 when they gets it 2 hours later

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I was to lazy to get up to find something..I tried looking around my area. But nothing. So I stood up & there it was underneath my ass the whole time!

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got thrown out of a casino last night... apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table!

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Funny words people use for farts ... Gravy Pants Turd Honking Crack Splitters Turd Tooters Great Brown Cloud Exercising the meat nozzle

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I love you, you love me, together we will kill Barney, with a baseball bat and a 4x4 no more purple dinosaur (:

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Look at the button. What button? the "BUTTON!!" What the heck is the button!! hahahah I like the button. WTF is the button! It's right there! Oh! I want to push

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I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

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I got thrown out of Farmville. They found undocumented workers on my farm.

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is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!

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thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!

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