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i hate that atom bomb thing because i went there like a week latter and it smelled like fart. :p

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Sometimes I like to let my mind wander...darn thing is, most times it forgets to return!!

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I went to the gym the other day, and they got a new machine in, i used it for an hour then i started to feel sick, its great tho, it does Mars bars, Snickers

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seems to attract freaks, weirdos and tramps... but loves their friends anyways :P

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Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens.

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333- I'm a half-arsed devil!

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wonders if you unscrew your belly button, does your bum fall off?!?

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loading brain . . . please wait

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( . Y . ) You've just been FLASHED!! Share the love flash your friends!!

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was referred to as a 'responsible adult' - hahahaha, HaHaHaHa, HAHAHAHAHAHA...[falls off chair]

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let's start a story! Everyone add whatever u what ! please join in its fun!! OK: Once upon a time there was a splatter painted zebra...

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is looking forward ... cuz thats the way my eyes face

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I wish I was a glow worm... cause a glow worms life ain't glum... How could you be unhappy when the sun shines from your bum!

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I'm not real excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said '100% Recycled'.

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Facebook is like the fridge. You keep checking on it every 10 minutes, but there really isn't anything new for you to look at. =)

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