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knows how to silence the gummy bears, I bite their heads off! Mwhahahaha

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whilst on the face book page Press Up, Down,Left,Right,Left,Right, enter key then right click Then press up then down & magic circles will appear

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Sometimes I feel like chunky peanut butter -- spread to thin and a little nutty.

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When life gets you down, know what you gotta do??? Just keep swimming!! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming. What do we do, we swim swim!!

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hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!

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6 years old"mum i have 10 boyfriends" 8 years old "mum i have 3 boyfriends" 11 years old " mum i have a boyfriend" "just one?" "yes mum, I'm not a f...ing timer

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Knock! Knock!..Who's there?..You..You who?..YOOOOOOUUUUUUU..WHOOOOOOOO!

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Don't grab life by the horns, Grab it by the balls

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It's Friday!! Yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing!

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2 muffins sitting in an oven. 1 muffin says to the other muffin."Man it's hot in here!".the other muffin yells " OMG A TALKING MUFFIN"

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lives in a constant state of confusion. Seriously, I have no idea what's going on. Ever.

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a smile is the same in every language, I'm pretty sure the pee pee dance is too

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Oh, you want some attention..NOW YOU HAVE ATTENTION... just because I capitalized that made you the leader of the universe...MORON!!Hope your Happy Now!!

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I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but I'm definitely the most colourful!!

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just wants to note that people who say anything is possible, CLEARLY haven't tried slamming a revolving door

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