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this pig is pig a pig good pig way pig to pig keep pig a pig rich pig idiot pig busy pig while pig you pig use pig their pig chocolate pig fountain pig. ;)

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People who don't know me think I am being quite because I am shy. People who do know me are thinking, they is being quite, they must be thinking, RUN!

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If your happy and you know it slap your ass whoop whoop :-)

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If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.

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is workin' hard...thousands of welfare recipients are counting on me!

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OMG, did you hear that!! There it is again!! It is my bed whispering my name, its missed me, and I don't want to have it feeling neglected so goodnight!!

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I'm a little tea pot short and stout,here is my handle and here is my spout,piss me off and I will shout,get your shit and please get out!!

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once your pants catch fire, the fact that you're lying becomes less important.

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humpty dumpty..was pushed I tell ya...PUSHED!!!

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Oh yeah! ( / ) ( | ) ( ) ( / ) Do the happy butt dance! Tomorrow's Friday! Whooooo Hooooo!

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ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang

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Time to change.. will I go more to the Left or the Right? HELP ME FIND MY MIND cos i think i put it left or right

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Mary, Mary quite contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now they's doing three to five

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3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!:D *

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If food falls in your cleavage do you eat it?

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