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My secret to remain employed is to just keep repeating to myself: "it's not worth the jail time, it's not worth the jail time."

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when you're at the end of your rope, grab it tight with both hands and come out swinging. You'll eventually smack someone and feel better!

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Misses the good old days, when having a bad day, was coloring out side the lines

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STRESS is the bodies response to the overwhelming urge to put a BIG F...ING BULLET between the eyes of some asshole that just crossed your path!!

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has lost their freakin' mind...if you find it, please give it a new home because I don't know if I can handle getting it back!!!

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FINALS: May cause sleep deprivation, loss of friends and fun, neglect of family, excessive crying and hair loss and burning eyes. Is the semester over yet???

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Life needs to buy a new toilet and quit shitting on me.

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is taking a break from some of the people in my life who cause most of my stress...

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If it's not one thing, it's ten

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Dear God, I know you wouldn't give me anything I couldn't handle, but right now, I wish you didn't trust me so much...

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Dear Life, I understand your a baseball fan..but can you throw someone else some curve balls for a while...thx.

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Standing outside in the storm. The rain drops conceal my tears as the thunder drowns out my screams.

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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts! So someone please pass me the chocolate!!

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has learned you can't please everyone.... But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time!

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Oh No

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