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's favourite hobby is running after silver Volvo's screaming "bite me"

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Has Just been thinking Why Does a girl need a worthless gay Bastard Who sparkles when in Sunlight when they can have a SEXY werewolf who is hotter than the sun..

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Calling it a night, Don't disturb me, Unless you are a vampire by the name of Edward Cullen; In which case I bought brand new feather pillows. Just in case!

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I'm the person that can set the kitchen on fire by making a bowl of cereal :)

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<--just another Bella looking for their Edward

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lets get this straight...i like Edward NOT Robert.

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I'm still waiting for a werewolf to jump through my window.. *Team Jacob*

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1. If your tea twilight 2. If your team Harry Potter 3. If your team Percy Jackson

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Why have a sparkling, gay, wants-to-drink-your-blood-vampire, who can't keep you warm on the cold nights, when you can have a hot (literately), tan, werewolf?

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how come you only ever see Edward sparkle?isn't that saying something..?

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one day i saw a silver Volvo driving down the road and i screamed" OMG EDWARD HAS COME FOR ME" then i realized it was just someone in a silver Volvo

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I am Packing my bags and moving to Forks so I can Chill with the Vampires and Run with the Werewolves!

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Realized, there's no more single Cullen's, no more letters from Hogwarts, no Narnia in my wardrobe man now my day really sucks "

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You know the saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"? Team Carlisle fans reply, "Keep your stupid apple, I'll take Carlisle any day!'

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only a girl who has read twilight would make their boyfriend stand in the sunlight and say "SPARKLE YOU FOOL SPARKLE!"

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