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ON MY MARK,my enemies GET SET to GO for the worst time of the life.....

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Love is like real life porn minus all the things that make porn cool.

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Your secrets are only safe just until the moment you tell your Girlfriend ¨I think we should see other people¨.

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I ve got a date tomorrow night, she s a beautiful girl but she has really tiny boobs... It seems quite ironic as tomorrow is pancake day.

author: status page
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Whitney Houston : NOW 7 days sober!

author: status page
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Why did the king have to step down on a sunny day? A: There was no longer any reign

author: status page
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just realized that I m still "it" from a game of tag in 1987

author: status page
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can t stand it when a sentence doesn t end the way you think it octopus

author: status page
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he asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons

author: status page
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wonders why are the people who tell you to calm down always the ones who ticked you off in the first place?

author: status page
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is going to buy a teddy bear for $5, name it Joshua and sell it for $10, to make of prophet!

author: status page
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is noticing that all my New Year resolutions basically come down to "Try to be somebody else".

author: status page
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did not LOSE their mind. The ninja dinosaurs came and STOLE it.

author: status page
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OK i was like omg i saw a ghost no wait ummmmmm i don't remember what i was going to say but then i pulled it over it turned out it was my f...in dad!!

author: status page
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Dear __, I think your ___ and ___. I really ___ and really

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We live in era of digital technologies when people spend more time communicating via social networking websites and internet chats than meeting personally. Facebook users face a problem of updating status and constantly looking for original statements that can draw attention, initiating conversations with friends. Though it may seems that nowadays with internet this problem shouldn’t be actual, most people still experience difficulties updating social networking website or internet chat status. On our resource you’ll find a collection of weird quotes that is regularly updated with new ad even more original status ideas.

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